Skip to content
Linus Galleries
Linus Galleries

Selected artists from our call for submissions.

Primary Navigation Menu
Menu
  • Home
  • Past Exhibitions
    • 2016 Art Exhibitions
    • 2015 Art Exhibitions
    • 2014 Art Exhibitions
    • 2013 Art Exhibitions
    • 2012 Art Exhibitions
    • 2011 Art Exhibitions
  • Call for Entries
  • Info
    • Copyright Info
    • Art Blog
    • Artist Info
    • General Info
    • Resources
  • Videos

Oddities Artist Eike Waltz | The Personalized Naked Slit-Fit-Chair

Pin It

LA Art Galleries
Oddities
Artist Calls Accepted Artists

Eike Waltz The Personalized Naked Slit Fit Chair 4 steel wood 18x40x0inch 600x450 Oddities Artist Eike Waltz | The Personalized Naked Slit Fit Chairla art galleries eccentric Oddities Artist Eike Waltz | The Personalized Naked Slit Fit ChairEike Waltz The Personalized Naked Slit Fit Chair 4 steel wood 18x40x0inch 600x450 Oddities Artist Eike Waltz | The Personalized Naked Slit Fit Chair

Artist Eike Waltz

Aptos, California USA

The Personalized Naked Slit-Fit-Chair

Sculpture made from painted wood and steel

Artist Statement
Probably the most uncomfortable chair ever presented as a supporting sculpture. Typically, every designers dream is to design a chair which is unique, cheap and above all comfortably represented in the Smithsonian. Rarely, if ever, the ideal sitting position on the chair is mentioned. After all, every rear end is unique. The naked slit-fit-chair function is based on the naked body slit shape, as the complexity of wearable fashion would affect the design. The prevailing notion is let raw flesh interface with pure design, hence naked. Now, the ideal naked slit arrangement is not only common to all of us humans but, also defines the natural embodiment of the two naked “cheeks” (a slit bang in the middle of the booty). Thank god for that. By matching the ideal “Slit-Fit-Chair” to your personal “slit shape” no one else will compete for its use unless, in rare occasions, your slit shape may match with someone else’s.
In such a case you may have found a partner for life. Just imagine… your naked body is truly interfacing with a naked sculpture. You may close your eyes and feel.. Like participating… in the Kiss… by Rodin. Your experience: …erotic ecstasy. At this point, all pain you endure by sitting on the naked slit fit chair must have fizzled into euphoria. Ladies… you may show off your hairy legs and buttocks whilst your fellow man can get his balls squeezed in an excruciating manner driving tears of pleasure downhill his rosy cheeks… followed by a Jurassic roar… ouiiiiii. And then, by offering your personalized “Slit-Fit-Chair” to an unauthorized non complying slit shape guest, you may rest assured that he or she will leave your lively party by demonstrating painfully squeezed knees…
The views expressed by our artists in their artist statements do not necessarily represent the views of our art galleries. Artists can be visually expressive but may verbally misrepresent their true intentions or ideas. Please note that we support expression, whether it is controversial or not, but our intention is never to offend.

Art Galleries Los Angeles

If you are passionate about art collecting and would like to buy this beautiful artwork, give our Los Angeles art galleries a call. Our art gallery is a perfect place for art collectors.

Our owner and curator is Linnea Lenkus, who also owns two photo studios in Los Angeles and has a passion for high quality art. Check out her latest LA art galleries.
1 Oddities Artist Eike Waltz | The Personalized Naked Slit Fit Chair
2 Oddities Artist Eike Waltz | The Personalized Naked Slit Fit Chair
2015-12-04
Previous Post: Oddities Artist Frankie Gollub | Still Life With Cherries, Oysters, and Hamsters
Next Post: Oddities Artist Dolores Kiriacon | Fretting And Strutting His Love Upon The Stage

Follow us on Instagram

Load More...Follow on Instagram

Categories

  • 2018 Accepted Artists
    • Predator
    • Namaste
    • Femme
    • Floral
    • Flower Power
    • Mother Earth
    • Movement
    • Realism
    • Where is My Mind?
    • Yellow
  • 2017 Accepted Artists
    • Abstract
    • Beast
    • Courage
    • Crowded
    • Cuisine
    • Disturbance
    • Floral
    • H2O
    • Movement
    • Play
    • Quiet
    • Skin
    • Ugly
    • Zoom In
  • 2016 Accepted Artists
    • Abstract Expressionism
    • Americana
    • Art and the Senses
    • Cultural Icons
    • Heaven and Earth
    • In Bloom
    • Landscape
    • Likeness
    • Mechanical
    • Monochrome
    • Movement
    • On The Move
    • Patterns
    • Plant Life
    • Quiet
    • Reflections
    • Skin Deep
    • Tech Science and Art
    • Texture
    • The Big Show
    • The Red Show
    • Urban
    • Vibrance
  • 2015 Accepted Artists
    • Abstracts 2015
    • All In Due Time
    • Angst
    • Autumn
    • Bon Appétit
    • Botanicals 2015
    • Chromatic
    • City-Scapes
    • Contrast
    • Culture Collective
    • Curves & Lines
    • Ethos
    • Fauna
    • Montage
    • Myths Legends & Folklore
    • Oddities
    • Physique
    • Political Commentary
    • Portraiture
    • Realism
    • StillLife
    • The Blue Show
    • The LGBT Show
    • The Opposite Sex
  • 2014 Accepted Artists
    • 71 Percent
    • A Natural Affair
    • Abstracts 2014
    • And The Beat Goes On
    • Animal
    • Black & White
    • Constant Connection
    • Earthly Possessions
    • Figurative
    • Flora
    • Forsaken Nature
    • Humor
    • Mixed Media Mash Up
    • Ode To Tinseltown
    • Queer
    • Roots
    • Science
    • Silhouettes
    • The Big C
    • The Feminist Agenda
    • The Seasons
    • The Senses
    • The Weird Show
    • The World Around You
    • Traditions
    • Undressed
    • Uniforms
    • Vulnerability Vs. Strength
  • Uncategorized
  • Where is My Mind?

Navigate the Rest

Main Page
Enter our Call for Submissions
2011-2014 Accepted Artists
Art Blog

Sign up to be informed of future Call for Entries

Subscribe to our mailing list

* indicates required
Post Navigator Supported By WordPress Plugin